"So, hey there, mister pirate captain, I couldn't help but notice you had a steering wheel down there. What's the deal with that?"
The pirate took a nip off his rum, turned to the bartender to regard him with his unpatched eye, and replied, "Arrr, it drives me nuts!"
Ba-dum-dum-cha! Thank you, thank you very much.
To celebrate Talk Like a Pirate Day, here's a few of my favorite pirate books. Feel free to share yours in the comments.