Thursday, September 19, 2013

Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day!

A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender notices he has a big steering wheel attached to his crotch. The bartender dutifully pours a stiff rum drink for the pirate, cut can't help himself—he has to find out about the steering wheel.

"So, hey there, mister pirate captain, I couldn't help but notice you had a steering wheel down there. What's the deal with that?"

The pirate took a nip off his rum, turned to the bartender to regard him with his unpatched eye, and replied, "Arrr, it drives me nuts!"

Ba-dum-dum-cha! Thank you, thank you very much.

To celebrate Talk Like a Pirate Day, here's a few of my favorite pirate books. Feel free to share yours in the comments.

-Garrett Calcaterra

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